What would you do if:

LOL die cause it's on my laptop mostly doujinshi but I need my laptop T-T

WWYDI: Firion gave you a rose?

KISS HIM

WWYDI: I gave YOU a rose!?

Hug you! ~<3

WWYDI: If you could do anything and not be judged via peers or in a court of law ;p

Streak naked, kiss everyone, massive orgy.

WWYDI Aerith tried to sell you flowers with snakes in them?

Give the snakes to a friend cause she likes them actually alot of my friends do... save a couple they could have pets!

WWYDI: suddenly everyday life became a different game each day with level ups sound effects and weird musical chimes?

I'd be dead before I could get to level 3 each day.

WWYDI; you could have an unlimited supply of one type of dessert?

I would expand. And by that I mean, become the fattest person alive.

WWYDI My milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard?

Record you making your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

WWYDI; in the course of one night, the status between you and your pet(s) have swapped?

I would cease to exist. I dun haz pets! D8

WWYDI: You randomly went into your living room and saw a ceiling fan was installed with no explanation as to how or when?

I'd probably freak the *beep* out that someone was in the house without me knowing, seeing as I'm the only one really here during the day. Then I would blockade myself in my room and hide.

WWYDI you suddenly had three legs and nine arms?

Run down the street and terrorize people because it would be funny, even though I'd probably end up shot.

WWYDI: you suddenly got a magic carpet?

AMERICA! NEW ZEALAND! Aladdin travelled the world in one night, so this supersonic magic carpet magic better get me places, yo.

WWYDI you were made President - with NO strings and complete freedom - for a day?

I would rule the whole world.

WWYDI; one of your deepest, darkest secrets was exposed to the whole world?

I wouldn't do anything - mostly because there's nothing about me that I wouldn't be honest with people about anyway XDD

WWYDI you were locked in a room with no obvious means of escape and you'll die in 2 hours if you don't escape?

I'd feel like I was in a SAW movie.

WWYDI; you were told the world is to end in 24 hours?

Laugh. It's probably not true. If it is, fuck it.

WWYDI: You bit into a cookie and then as you began to eat it, it began eating you, from the inside...

I would cry.

WWYDI; your favorit character existed in real life, but had to choose between saving you or saving your best friend?

Wonder if he could perform necromancy cause she's already dead ;p

WWYDI: The world was actually flat?

Make it round so it would be less straight.

WWYDI Aerith came to you in your dreams?

I'd freak out and probably die from heart attack.

WWYDI; you saw your least liked character stalking you?

Be sad that of all the fictional characters it was them! XD

WWYDI: The alphabet changed overnight and you were the only one who didn't know?

I'd probably ask if it's the Bra Alphabet, the Greek Alphabet, or the runic alphabet.

WWYDI; you found yourself capable of jumping from world to world?

JUMP AND BE AN EXPLORER!!

WWYDI: You found Vincent stealing your ice cream in the middle of the night?

Shot him with the buck hunting rifle the house hold has. I'd also wonder how he got passed three dogs, two cats, and a parrot.

WWYDI; you discovered you have a long lost twin?

Twincest.

WWYDI: A marching band broke into your house at 3 PM.