What would you do if:

Die laughing ask if it's a joke and if you were serious remind you I only do girls.

WWYDI someone told you that all the chocolate in the world had burned?

CRY!

WWYDI there was a sudden uprising of squirrels?

OMG Squirrels! Yay! They're so cute!
But I bet the dog population would love that...

WWYDI Game Stats and MP, AP and HP were suddenly real?

we would make sure we had a shitload of Phoenix down cause we die easy in games ._.

WWYDI we were flooded with a sudden downpour of Chocolate buttons?

OPEN WIDE! cause that's just awesome

WWYDI caffeine was banned from all existence?!

I'd cry over the lack of V but it otherwise wouldn't bother me too much lol

WWYDI it was a crime to laugh?

we'd be in prison for about 3 life sentences
WWYDI the world was over run by millions of Zombie bunny rabbits?

I WOULD JOIN THEM.

WWYDI you were too sexy for your shirt in a business meeting?

unbutton it just that ever so slightly ;p

WWYDI every time some one sneezed or coughed a bed full of daisy's appeared

I would pray whoever sneezed wasn't allergic to daisies... because the world would be overrun... D8

What would you do if, your lamp fell out your window and hit a criminal this very moment.

I'd freak the hell out that there was a criminal loitering outside my bathroom window Then I'd probably call the police XD

WWYDI you were picked to be on a reality TV show that you didn't even know you'd applied for... but were somehow contractually obliged to do?

Have a minor panic attack, then put on make up and own it. And win. And get paid. >8O

WWYDI Babu Cadet Cloud Strife knocked on your door and confessed his love for you?

Seems unpopular from lack of replies.

I would cuddle the shit out of him! <3


What Would You Do If your fridge started demanding sacrifices?

I'd demand sacrifices from it, because let's face it a fridge is supposed to serve YOU. XD

WWYDI: if you could have any celebrity or character (can be from anything you want) ask you out on a date/propose to you, who would it be and what do you think the date/wedding would be like?

I would get Zack, because, well, YES. I'll have to explain to him that I'm already married to a guy, but knowing how he is we'll probably go to some country without many legal laws on marriage and get threeway married.


WWYDI: Your pants disappeared while you were on the bus?

Pull my shirt or jersey down lower to make it look fashionable, trust me I've seen worst >.>

WWYDI: cookies became illegal?

Lose it. Lose all of it.

Nibleheim the world is what I'll do.


WWYDI you found out you were pregnant?

Wonder how the fuck that happened... >.>

WWYDI: every single thing you found awww and adorable was actually a soul sucking monster of cuteness.

I would be dead. Like, right now.


WWYDI: A monkey came in your house and offered free dancing lessons?

Wonder how I scored such awesome drugs XD no seriously, I'd wonder if I'd finally snapped after all the years in retail I've worked ^^;;

WWYDI: you saw a banana slipping on a person?

Well you know I laughed ;p so yeah I lul

WWYDI: the yaoi God was real and denied you your OTP?

Just cry... or bug you since you don't deny me my OTP.

WWYDI the internet crashed?

Lose my mind. Like... seriously, don't even joke ;_;

WWYDI: Your life turned into a musical?

Dude I do that already and so does my casual you say something like "Left" then he starts singing Beyonce "to the left to the left" or if someone goes "oh shit" I instantly break out into "swing"

WWYDI: Cats acted like dogs and dogs acted like cats even down to the meow and barking?

Buy a dog.

WWYDI: Vincent came into your house in the middle of the night and demanded that you give him all your pornography?