[I] Behind the Scenes

Subject: [I] Behind the Scenes Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:08 pm

[Yep here we have it a behind the scenes of the MAIN RP.
For all the OOC things you want your character to really say to others but won't
Yes it's completely crack and that is accepted in the non perverted sense...]

"Cloud you're a dick and I'm divorcing our friendship."
Takes sole custody of Denzel by slapping and adoption notice on his forehead.
"Dibs ~ <3"

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:48 pm

Is practically stalking Sephiroth in nearly every sense, and he just refuses to admit that he's secretly in love with him.
"Seph, you're the only thing stopping me from going insane!~"

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:54 pm

"Why? Why do they not have it? I can't possibly be expected to wash my hair without it."

Turns to look at Rufus.

"I certainly hope there is some Shinra shampoo and conditioner somewhere, because you can't honestly expect me to wash my hair with something... average."

Looks at tiny bottle of shampoo in disgust.

"I won't even be able to wash my bangs with this much."

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:11 am

Pulls away from hugging Cloud and stares at Zack.

"What do you mean it's passed by touch? You knew this and didn't stop me? Are you stupid or something?"

((sorry, had to... warning, I've got a nice big list on my computer of scenes))

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:17 am

"Genesis don't call Sephiroth for phone sex in the middle of the night... some of us are TRYING to sleep."

[Seriously it's what I was thinking when Genesis called ;p]

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:31 am

Yazoo looks at naked Loz and then to Seph. "I guess it really is advertisement."

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:13 am

"Did you just touch me? Did you seriously just touch me? And now I'm hearing that damn voice in my head... again! Good job, lets infect the man who was controlled by her before and nearly destroyed the world. So much for redemption! And here I was trying to be good!"

Turns and glares at Zack.

"I can't believe it... you just had to go and infect me. Like I didn't spend long enough with her voice in my head. That's it, next time I'm burning down your hometown."

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:19 am

"Well if Jenova made me her son, then when I touched others I made them my kid right?"

Walks up behind Seph and tapes birth document on his back.

"I'll keep you... full custody."

Walks up to Yuffie and tapes birth document on her back.

"Every second weekend and only occasionally on Mondays."

Walks up to random WRO NPC in a cocoon like state and slap document on it.

"Abort."

Guest

Why Chaos?! Why not The Galian Beast?! I can't play fetch with Chaos, he'd shoot the fricking tennis ball! Next time I'm experimenting on Vincent and I'm awakening the cute fluffy puppy and sending Chaos to a remote desert island and clipping hos wings so that he can never return! Then me and Galian can live happy ever and play fetch everyday!

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:47 pm

Sits on the futon and methodically brushes his hair. Begins to count strokes rhythmically brushing and counting each one up to a hundred.

Guest

Seriously? The infection's spread through touch? Damn! Now I can't kiss Vincent unless I use those weird comedic plastic lips!
((I actually did picture Yuffie thinking this XD
And actually, I was responsible for Denzel's Jenova-isation, so he's my son... Weird... *Shrugs and walks over to Denzel, ripping up Zack's adoption notice and sticking her own on Denzel's back.* I'm taking full custody!

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:49 pm

Stares at Zack as he yells to Genesis. "I'm the youngest here, why am I acting like the oldest!"

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:19 am

((lol go denzel!))

Looks at his wings, turns and glares to Reno. "See, everything IS your fault!!"

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:21 am

Reno: *glares at Tseng through the crystal wall* OH! You'll kneel in from of him but I make you do it ONCE on a mission and you've never let me live it down!

*kicks the wall and then grimaces as he breaks a toe*

Kadaj: He's in charge?! Are you... I... Yazoo, give me your gun =|

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:04 am

Yazoo watches Seph while in Junon... sits beside him with another brush and starts working on his own hair in the same way, counting each stroke to one hundred.

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:23 am

*pats the kneeling Tseng on the head like a puppy*

"Good boy... Next trick. Roll over."

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:12 am

Growls at Reno's comment then looks up at Zack, cocking his head to the side before rolling over like a good boy.

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:05 am

"Oooooh who's a goodboy!"

*pats Tseng on the stomach*

"Bellyrub!"

[Sorry Orglix just crossed my mind >.<;]

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:58 pm

I always knew Tseng would make a great Director!
*blinks* Wait.. what do you mean Reno is second-in-command?!
*throws hands up in the air defeated* that's it, we're all doomed.

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:37 pm

The Director is acting like a dog and she thinks we're doomed because I'm the one who has to take his place..?!

*pauses*

Ah crap... We are doomed...

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:13 am

"That fuckin' ass shit whore of a bitch!" Cid talking about Jenova with Ciss.

"Also, yah have a nice ass, wanna fuck?" Cid with wiggly perverted eyebrows, "I got's me a bunk" Points to ship

(translating Cid, if its to much cursing let me know and i'll change it out :3 I was only going to do the long rants not the every post ones lol)

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:14 am

Dials Sephiroth's number.

"Hey Seph.... so, what you wearing?"

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:19 am

"I'm to sexy to wear clothes!" Loz runs around naked~

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"SERIOUSLY? you think MY thighs are going to fit into normal pants? Do you see the size of these babies? Pul-eaze." Loz does talk to the hand motion. then contemplates lifting Fenrir with them as proof

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:32 am

Wipes off tea and pulls out Masamune. "You will die."

Subject: Re: [I] Behind the Scenes Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:34 am

upon seeing Jenova, "MOOOOOOOMMMY!!!" runs and glomp!Clings