Nice Pants, You Spoony Bard [Battle]

The last fight thread ended, and it seems Jenova Feral won that round!

So time to make another semi-serious, semi-goofy fight thread

I'm gonna explain how this works and just gonna set some few rules before we start. Basically, yes, this is a battle thread -- it is not connected to the main RP or any AU RP whatsoever (you can reference main or something to be funny, since this is a semi-goofy thread).

Speaking of those AU RPs, please don't bring (too much) yaoi, yuri or het in here. You could give a kiss on the cheek, cuddle, get close or something, but don't go too far. Personally, I love all three, but not everyone does and we should respect that, not to mention (knowing us) this will become an orgy very soon. This is the BATTLE forum, guys! XD

Remember, this is a fight thread, but it is not a super serious one: you can sit in the stands and watch, and maybe talk to other spectators, you don't HAVE to fight. No one is forcing anyone to do anything XD. I will be changing some things from the previous thread to make sure it doesn't repeat itself.

Some things to know about this fight:

1) The stage is "The Ruins of Midgar": a large cleared out, circular space is our arena. It is surrounded by rubble, which you can make seats out of.
2) Be serious or goofy, and remember that it's all in good fun.
3) Don't godmode, please. Try to make it an even fight.
4) There is free popcorn, but you have to go and get it yourself.
5) Admins can make pants.
6) Nero is really sexy.
7) Title makes perfect sense.

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Vincent lands in the centre of the clear-out and looks around with a super fierce look in his eyes. "Seems I'm the first one here." He twirls Cerberus several times before undoing the safety and cocking a look around, waiting for someone else to make an entrance.

"Perhaps it is best if no one else comes. The winner has already been decided."

Cloud sat down next to Zack and opened his metal lunch box to find it filled with water.

"Guess they award food based on how you did... and I did summon Leviathan last time, at the popcorn machine."

Zack looked at the water and raised a brow.
"Man they could of at least given you eel then. Don't you think?"

Cloud sighed, "I guess I can't be picky."

He starts drinking from the lunchbox.