Baby Doesn't Afraid of Anything [Battle]

I really miss the old, goofy fight thread, so I decided why not make a new one? So, I'm gonna explain how this works and just gonna set some few rules before we start. Basically, yes, this is a battle thread -- it is not connected to the main RP or any AU RP whatsoever. Speaking of those AU RPs, please don't bring (too much) yaoi, yuri or het in here. You could give a kiss on the cheek or something, but don't go too far. Personally, I love all three, but not everyone does and we should respect that.

Remember, this is a fight thread, but it is not a super serious one: you can sit in the stands and watch, and maybe talk to other spectators, you don't HAVE to fight. No one is forcing anyone to do anything XD. Some things to know about this fight:

1) We are in a colosseum arena.
2) Be serious or goofy, and remember that it's all in good fun.
3) Don't godmode, please. Try to make it an even fight.
4) There is free popcorn, but you have to go and get it yourself.
5) Admins can make pants.
6) Nero is really sexy.
7) Title makes perfect sense.

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Nero stands in the center of the arena. His mechanical wings fidget a little before curling in.

"Which moron honestly thinks they can best me?"

Nero jumped a few feet back, gaining some distance and smiled. "Believe me, General, I can be quite the challenge... especially after your head will be removed from your body."

He summoned his hand-guns and aimed them forward. "Your move, Sephiroth!"

"Truly?"

His wings suddenly shot downwards. Metal hitting metal, he blocked the blow, and being so close too. Nero Suddenly jerked his arm forward and shot at the silver haired general, point blank.

The slam from the gauntlet pushed him back a little. He was in quite the bind. He kept his wings tough on the masamune. With his sword locked in a parry, Nero had some freedom. Dispersing his guns, a green glow came from his bangle as he blasted a fireball in the small space between them.

A scraping noise was heard as the masamune pressed even further onto his metal wings. He visibly frowned at that. "Persistent ShinRa lapdog..."

He was going to lose if he kept this on, but he couldn't think of a way to get himself out of this bind. He only kept pushing back on the deadlock, slowly losing.

Cloud finds a place to sit in the stands with a bag of popcorn.

A deadlock? Boring. He begins to throw popcorn at the two combatants.

Already losing the battle, the Firaga blasted his body back. His whole form rolled painfully across the ground before he kicked off and took to the skies. "Not bad," he frowned. His Wing-Guns suddenly snapped forward and began firing at the speed of a pistol. At the same time, he pulled out one of his Hand-Guns and made careful shots.

Plops down next to Cloud.
"Oooooooh popcorn!"
Takes a handful of Cloud's popcorn shoving it in his mouth.
"Mrrrooo mrach mre mratchi'?"


[Translation: sooo what we watchin'?]

"Seph and Nero are going at it... no idea where the hell this arena came from."
Noms some more popcorn.
"I blame Reno for the stage coming out of nowhere."

Cloud frowned and angrily shoved Zack, "Rooting for the wrong guy, no more popcorn for you."

"Maybe..." He pointed to his cheek, tapping it.

He was still pointing to his cheek, giving it two more taps.

He positioned the popcorn bag towards the raven and said nothing else. Keeping his stoic face.

Cloud leaned into the hug, and was somewhat disappointed when it ended, although; he would not let anyone know that.